The Smutty Cop and the Hunt Saboteur


A Bit Of Background

In the UK hunt saboteurs have been doing their thing for several decades.

They go out to where some bunch of bloodthirsty fuckheads are hunting foxes or deer or some other animal that never did any harm, and they do what they can to disrupt the hunt.

This includes spraying strong-smelling stuff like citronella to throw the hounds off the scent, or blowing hunting horns identical to the ones used to guide and instruct hounds. Indeed, as you'll hear, these horns are common.

Of course, the hunters aren't keen on the sabs. They sometimes hurl abuse, occasionally get violent, and often call the police. Getting arrested is an occupational hazard for many sabs.

On arrest, it's common for them to be officially interviewed by the cops. The best policy, as with any activist under arrest, is to say nothing. Most convictions come from information given to the police by the person arrested.

Some people answer each question with the words 'no comment'. Some, like our friend being interviewed on this MP3, say nothing at all. This disorients the cop as they don't know when to start asking a new question. It also makes the interview sound really weird, just the sound of a cop talking to themselves in a room somewhere.

Under such pressure, the cop may not be thinking at their best. Indeed, they may stray into the realm of the hilarious double-entendre...

download the smutty cop's sab interview (1MB MP3)

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Links

  • Hunt Saboteurs Association (UK)
  • Irish Hunt Saboteurs
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